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Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Have you been with a stranger yet?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...