What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Then came..

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Have you been with a stranger yet?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

What do teens do at night?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

No, not a chance

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

So they tried

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...